partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*

(Source: mypugobsession)

(Source: foodluxury)

(Source: peteneems)

(Source: lolfactory)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck)

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope)

(Source: ttmko)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

loveincolororg:

My night has been made.

dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive
dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive
dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive
dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

  • My boyfriend makes me feel like shit

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

all i can see is an elephant with a potc davy jones tentacle beard

(Source: kaktusist)