yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off
so you wanna play with magic
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I’m just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already
Artist Paul Ribera decided to ruin all of childhoods with warped and strung out versions of 90’s cartoons. Have fun trying to sleep ever again.
dear god no
clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life
when you come into your room and someone’s there