bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

I’m at that point where Id rather kill myself than think of the future.

(Source: oh-susannuh)

edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

(Source: nickelodeonkids)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan)

(Source: sassychilean)

(Source: jonwithabullet)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

live-love-1d-5sos:

Yeah if chuck bass was motioning for me to get in the car I wouldn’t hesitate.

live-love-1d-5sos:

Yeah if chuck bass was motioning for me to get in the car I wouldn’t hesitate.

spookycried:

full homo

spookycried:

full homo

(Source: cryaotich)

snapchatting:

i’d make a really good cactus